BEST JOKE OF 2012 (so far)

[edik_m]

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.  While there, they spy a red phone and  ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells  them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.  When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls  England and talks for 30 minutes.  When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.  When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.    

 The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over , the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."

Comments

[israsar.livejournal.com]

Тот, кто придумал эту глупость, слишком много смотрит телевизор.